About

A school that treats lift as a claim, not a mood

Appstreamgrid exists because too many app teams in the United Kingdom inherited an experimentation tool and never inherited the discipline that should sit beside it.

Mission

We want product people who can say, in a GB English that a lawyer would recognise as careful, whether a change moved a metric or merely survived a lucky week. A/B Test Analytics for Apps is the subject; honesty in a ship meeting is the point.

The office in Beeswing is small on purpose. Most seminars are remote. The address is a real place we use for post and the occasional in-person readout clinic, not a WeWork backdrop.

Small team working together at a table

Pedagogy

Each week has a short lecture, a written artefact, and office hours that assume you pasted a screenshot. We do not grade on enthusiasm. We mark whether the primary metric was named before the look, whether assignment was checked, and whether the limitation paragraph is specific.

Community is a seven-person cohort plus a quiet forum. There is no leaderboard. People who work at competing apps are asked not to share unreleased numbers; they still share failure modes freely.

Student journey

You enquire, we reply within two working days, and if the desk fits we send a reading list before week one. During the programme you keep a single experiment as a through-line — often a real one from your job, sometimes a reconstructed public case. After the last seminar you have a readout and a list of things you still cannot claim. Alumni can sit in on one later office hour if a new test goes badly, which they often do.

We are not a placement agency. If you want a visa letter or a job guarantee, we will decline politely.